BriGog

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emotipugs:

The feeling you get when you finally get to the bar on a Friday night and it’s summer and the sun’s still out and the windows and doors are open and you finally fully exhale for the first time after the longest week ever.

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smoking’s bad mmkay

xbitesfrombearsx:

tenth-weasley:

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penandapincushion:

meltingpenguins:

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captaindog:

theticklishtruth:

andersonshouldvefalleninstead:

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remolupin:

whydoyouhideawayfromme:

waerlogas:

wugs:

“No weapons, therefore, for either this night: unarmed he shall face me if face me he dares.” (Beowulf)

“one understands the action of our brother Basilio” (The Capital of the World, Ernest Hemingway)

“We’ve all been through a lot of weird stuff” (The Lost Hero, Rick Riordan)

“He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.” (A Game of Thrones, George R R Martin)

“She brought her forefinger closer to her face and stared at it, urging it to move.” (Atonement, Ian McEwan)

lololol

“Nature does not often say “See!” to a poor creature at a time when seeing can lead to happy doing; or reply “Here!” to a body’s call of “Where?” till the hide-and-seek has become an outworn, irksome game.” (Tess of D’urbervilles, Thomas Hardy)

OMIGOD.

“But when she saw that the front door stood wide open, she felt a new wave of panic.”

-May Bird, Warrior Princess

DON’T HATE.

“Fox and Coyote kept their robes over their faces until everyone else was asleep.”

Wat? 

“Particularly fascinating to animal lovers is that these receptors are not limited to humans.” (Kindred Spirits, by Allen M Schoen)
Omg. I know I’m not exactly a very social person, but animals??? Come on. No. Out of the question.

Helena: Oh, come on!

(Mirrormask, the illustrated film script)

Yeah. Pretty much.

“Let’s get out,” whispered Jordan, after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour; “this is much too polite for me.” (The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald)

“During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.” (The Lord Of The Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien.)

o_o

Old rules have been thrown to the wind, and genres are now mixed with wild abandon.

(How NOT to write a novel, Sandra Newman & Howard Mittelmark)

I have nothing

“Sorry… Let me make sure I understand this.”

(Feet of Clay, Terry Prachett)

PFFFT. I’m sure this is incredibly accurate.

“Sirens echoed throughout the ravaged city.”

… ok then

“Taking a student out of a class for one-on-one instruction is by no means a novel idea, especially in the elementary grades.”
(Special Education in Ontario Schools, Sixth Edition)

MY BROTHERS WORK WITH AUTISTIC KIDS, OKAY!

(oh god that makes it sound even worse) 

“Then came a sound from the back of the cave; the girl was murmuring and stirring.”

The Amber Spyglass by Phillip Pullman.

“He knew at that point; of course he knew. If she had been found alive, we would have said so.”

In The Woods by Tana French

huh

“Head northwest a final time to reach the last of the battle platforms!” - Pokemon Colosseum Guide 

‘Stop it! Stop it!’ cried the manager, poking the walking stick through the bars and knocking the books apart. - Prisoner of Azkaban

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gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:

Gaming Things that make you RAGE #355

Mario Party: Losing Chance Time

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boobies-beards-and-teapots:

I love this so much.

Use your powers for good. Be like Tom.

nice lol

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